Husband and I were gettign really pissed off by stupid Alastair Darling's crappy transport policies on Friday, whilst at the same time feeling fed up with foxhunters (who always seem to end up hunting cats, small children etc. rather than foxes anyway). And we have found the solution - alternative foxhunting - like foxhunting but more fun, and also a better spectator sport.

Dress up, say, Alastair Darling in a fox suit, and then let them hunt him! You could even have special events, such as anti-Nazi hunts with Nick Griffin and David Irving in the fox suits (maybe with little swastikas on them) for example.

To choose the 'fox', you could have a voting system like Big Brother. In fact, you could tie it in with Big Brother by having each evictee hunted too. I really think I'm on to something here. So who else would be a suitable fox? Or am I being unspeakably sick?

Actually, maybe Cheney was doing something of this kind......