Oooh, I know I shouldn't be whittering on about Alastair Campbell, but I just can't help it, because he's only gone and hurt his shoulder!

So if Alastair Campbell wants an excellent physio to treat him, I am reluctantly putting myself forward as an option. Well, that is if reluctant has its tongue hanging out and its arm raised shouting 'pick me, pick me!'

Craniosacral therapy doesn't require the removal of clothes. I won't be using that on him then.